June 18, 2013

Closed down a restaurant/bar on a school night because reasons…

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June 17, 2013

A happy day and then you pay…

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June 17, 2013

zdravomilla asked: What are you a teacher of? I'm certified in students with speech-language disabilities but haven't made the move to a school-setting yet (strongly considering NYC's special ed district). Do you enjoy it? Also, bonus points for being a Russian/ASL enthusiast. I approve of that.

Since I’m special Ed, I teach a little of everything. This year I had a really heavy courseload of geometry, physics, chem, algebra, statistics, government, and I had a philosophy elective.

I really like the variety of the classes I teach. If I were in a school where I got stuck doing one subject I think I’d quit within the first month—I’m not even sure what subject I’d actually be best at/most qualified to teach…

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June 17, 2013

Holy shit sister of best man.

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June 16, 2013

Lords of fire and earth and water,
Lords of rain and wind and snow,
When will come the Old Man’s daughter?
Borne of friend or borne by foe?

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June 16, 2013
Groomsmen and hubby

Groomsmen and hubby

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June 16, 2013
You know it’s a Scottish wedding when….

You know it’s a Scottish wedding when….

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Filed under: gpoy me 
June 15, 2013
Mom: do you need time to shower tomorrow morning?
Grandma: I'll just do a PTA.
me: what's that?
Mom: (whispers) <I>pussy, tits, and armpits</I>
Me: I could have lived happily without ever hearing that
Sister: well you asked...
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June 15, 2013

Rehearsal dinner. Fucking gag me.

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June 15, 2013
The babushki

At the Russian deli have been pretending to not speak English all along. Today I finally worked up the nerve to ask “сколько стоит?” And then suddenly it’s an English-a-thon. Mean old birds…I guess I had to prove myself.

And then after I left, a young dude outside the store started asking me if I wanted to go to a Russian church service for people in their 20s. Mormons do it, it’s basically a dating service to keep it in the faith. The question is, how unethical would it be to pretend to be Christian in order to meet cute Russian girls? Pretty unethical, right?

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Filed under: Russian 
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