One Billion Tastes and Tunes turned 4 today!
Holy crud I don’t care if I live in the steaming heat pit that is Southern California I want to MAKE THIS SHAWL RIGHT NOW.
I have no friends.
No, it says “I have no friend”.
"Если у вас, если у вас, если у вас друга нет…" 🎶
n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land.
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
Okay but remember these kids didn’t have English classes beyond fifth grade and the kids born in the wizarding world wouldn’t even have had that much.
Postcard from the 1920s #jazzagelawnparty #bestlife @lynnasbord (at Jazz Age Lawn Party)
Non-military US citizens are 29 times more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist.
Today at Yerkes I met Frans de Waal.
Like we talked…. sort of.
I got really shy and nodded my head a lot.
I spilled hospital yogurt on my black dress and now it just looks like I have dried cum everywhere RAD.
oh hey wanna hear something weird
there’s only 1 guy in my year of this grad program.
i think ~15-19 students total. 1 guy.