February 2011
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The last six months, I Guess. →
January 2011
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“poor little angstmuffin.”
– Oriolle
Watchremember me?
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I just finished
I just finished reading the last of the books I got for Christmas (Steven Hawking’s new book, for the record. I don’t recommend it). For the first time in a long time, I don’t have anything else on my ‘to-read’ stack. I do however have a lot of books on my shelf I haven’t read, or I’ve read part of and then put down in favor of something else. (Usually...
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More from Wikipedia
Lisa Nowak, Astronaut. Emphasis mine:
“According to police reports, Nowak drove from Houston, Texas USA to Orlando, Florida, USA on 4–5 February 2007. She packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a 2-pound drilling hammer, black gloves, rubber tubing, plastic garbage bags, about US$585 in cash, her computer, an 8-inch...
Fiona Apple releasing new album in spring 2011 →
goodness gracious me.
isomorphismes asked: > my friends from college used what they called the “area code” system 1st number: Attractiveness of face 2nd number: Binary of “would you hit that?” (1=yes, 2=no) 3rd number: attractiveness of body. the perfect score would be a 919…
Did you ever dial 119?
"Energency! I'm hitting a butterface and I can't quit."
Did you ever dial 119?
"Energency! I'm hitting a butterface and I can't quit."
Dead Writers Club: A Tall Order Today... Teasdale,... →
deadwriters:
On this day, January 29th, three absurdly talented writers died in 1933, 1963 and 2004 respectively. American poet Sara Teasdale committed suicide in new York when she overdosed on sleeping pills. American poet Robert Frost died of natural causes in Boston at the age of 88. New Zealand born writer…
Legend has it that Teasdale’s suicide note itself was a poem, that...
less like a butterfly, more like a moth navigating slowly toward your open flame.
Yeah.
Andrew: the problem is the us gov is totes mcgoats bros with mubarak
Andrew: mubarak is arabic for someone who does barack.
Andrew: just think about that.
Walter: ...i hate you sometimes
10 years later, I found you, motherfucker →
Someone can’t spell in Hungarian…
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Couldn't find a video of it on youtube, and I only...
sometimes its hard for me, much harder than it seems
i’ve got to get out of this life, before it all comes down on me
its like they say - you’ve got to live life day to day
you’ve got to stand up one more time
i wonder how long it’s gonna take this time, to walk this line
subliminal as writing on the wall
we’re trapped inside complacency you know
entoub routine...
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A playlist
A playlist for you all
I am trying to break your heart — Wilco
Don’t you forget about me — Bouncing Souls / Pietasters cover
Want you bad — The Offspring
To your love — Fiona Apple
Play your part (part 1) — Girl talk
The Game — NiCad
Any way you want it — Journey
More than a feeling — Boston
I know my love — The Chieftains / The...
mental_floss on tumblr: The Book That Forced Us to... →
mentalflossr:
Here’s an excerpt from “The 25 Most Powerful Books of the Past 25 Years,” which was our cover story back in March-April of 2009:
And the Band Played On by Randy Shilts (1987) The Book That Forced Us to Acknowledge AIDS
Randy Shilts is almost single-handedly responsible for getting…
Wishlist’d. The movie is really good, too, and even has Alan Alda.
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trudno vyskazat’ i ne vyskazat vsyo chto na serdtsye u menya.
My dearest Emily Dickenson:
waltorr:
I love your poetry. I really do. However, I am still glad that we will soon be done with your work in American Lit. I’m sorry, but I can only write phrases like “the speaker is dead” and “_______ symbolizes death” so many times before I start feeling depressed as well.
Have you tried singing them to the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme?
Northwestern University suffering from the Brothel... →
SUCKS, DOESN’T IT?
Intimidation, entrapment, violation of civil... →
hey there sleepy smile, i see you’ve brought your bedroom eyes.
your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire…
Dan Savage gets his own TV show! Hooray! →
But it’s on MTV! Boo!
Drink up, yunz bitches
Steelers are desTROYing the jets :)
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"Why I am an abortion doctor" →
Powerful.
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Goodbye, Keith Olbermann :( :( :(
blyad’. ya i moya toska….
chto-to khochet pit’ so mnoi? v internete?
pre-interview went great. She’s scheduling me for a final peer-interview soon. We just either need to find my actual application in the missing HR files or I need to send in a new one.
In other news, I nearly used the word ‘cunt’ in my interview today. People in my line of work have boundary issues, did you know?
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The Average
The average human heart has a volume of 610 milliliters. The average human penis is ~169 cm^3. Meaning, of course, that a quest to fill up the empty space in your heart is futile unless you’ve got 3.61 dicks in you at once.
Someone please take Wolfram Alpha away from me.
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